Can I PLEASE have a website to watch anime for free without those ahegao-face ads?

Barber: Have a nice break!
Me: Thanks for the haircut!
Barber: You’re welcome!
Me: You too!

Win 10's UI is getting better and better. I like it.

Every time I see a profile:

<Name> 18

I’m always going to assume it’s a jailbait

> I know it’s not easy to create a table in LaTeX, but if you guys — engineers that are changing the world — can’t do it, then I don’t think anyone can. Figure it out, or come up with a brilliant workaround.

- My Capstone Instructor (or maybe Michael Scott)

Mom: Once you graduate next year, you’ll be earning enough money to marry a Vietnamese wife!

There are *so many* assumptions in that statement lol.

I feel like I'm always bombing everything at the last seconds.

I don’t like seeing streaming services go to war with each other by making movies and TV shows exclusive to their platforms. People are gonna have to pay for both Netflix and Disney+ to watch movies that only one of them has. Well, screw that! I can and will use the power of mass distribution to save money for games and Black Friday.

The only kind of promise I can rely on is JavaScript promises.

PhiL boosted

Most people find that they are either a night owl or an early bird. I am finding that I am both and am beginning to wonder if this makes me an Insomniac? I don't struggle to get sleep I just find I don't need all that much of it.

Everything seems so bright when I’m sleepy.

My team got the 2nd place in Division 1 in Oregon at the 2019 ACM ICPC Pacific Northwest Regionals! OSU got both the 1st and the 2nd places. Dayum!

PhiL boosted

Everyone's a gansta in TF2 until the Medic says "Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!"

PhiL boosted

as a programmer I'm continually haunted by decisions some asshole made in like 1985

PhiL boosted

"Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop"

- Kanye West

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